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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Molluscan Zodiac

A new site has sprung up... The Molluscan Zodiac run by Keith Bradnam.

Hmmmm... looking at his definitions of the cast of characters I see potential trouble here...

From his description of the character traits of the Snail:

Slow in both body and mind; snails are loyal yet stupid, giving yet selfish. Snails do not get on with barnacles, limpets, clams, or squids, and at best, only ever tolerate slugs.

For a sample horoscope, how about the Limpet for this week...
The Limpet
March 10th - May 1st

Big developments will occur in the bedroom this week. Make sure your sheets are clean. Take a second look at what you are wearing. Your friends think that it is time that you burn your wardrobe. Maybe they are right?

Hmmm. so acordin to this zodiak I'm a Barnacle... hmmmm... yeah, not going to touch that one.

So what's Your sign?


  1. You liked that too...

    There seems to be a wee bit of confusion about what exactly defines phylum mollusca for the zodiac.


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