A new site has sprung up... The Molluscan Zodiac run by Keith Bradnam.
Hmmmm... looking at his definitions of the cast of characters I see potential trouble here...
From his description of the character traits of the Snail:
Slow in both body and mind; snails are loyal yet stupid, giving yet selfish. Snails do not get on with barnacles, limpets, clams, or squids, and at best, only ever tolerate slugs.
For a sample horoscope, how about the Limpet for this week...
March 10th - May 1st
Big developments will occur in the bedroom this week. Make sure your sheets are clean. Take a second look at what you are wearing. Your friends think that it is time that you burn your wardrobe. Maybe they are right?
Hmmm. so acordin to this zodiak I'm a Barnacle... hmmmm... yeah, not going to touch that one.
So what's Your sign?