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Brokeback Bible: LMAO en espanol

My spanish-blogging spineless amigo, Diario de un Copépodo, has a funny post called Brokeback Bible. Mi gusta mucho the pictorial. If you don't speak spanish, you should be able to get the idea. The bible story in question is about David and Saul and exposes the blatant hypocrisy of bible believers and homophobia.

"Era rubio, de bellos ojos y hermosa presencia (He was blond, of beautiful eyes and beautiful presence)"-(Samuel 16:12)

Or if you prefer to see how the various versions of whatever bible covers up translates this go here.

Quote of the Day!

"But they’re the most hypocritical judge of people we have in this country. And it bugs the hell out of me. They act like their Christians. And they’re not forgiving at all."
-NBA star Charles Barkley on "fake christians" in interview with Wolf Blitzer. Awesome. He supports gay marriage and is pro-choice. (Click link for the video). Hat tip to Bora.

God Hates Shrimp!

Thats right sinners, on your knees and repent! God Hates Shrimp!

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.-Leviticus 11: 9-12

No more shall I engage in an orgy of wholesome shrimp pizza goodness. It was a temptation by SATAN himself! Holly-blew-ya!

* From the websites authors: "As you may have realized, this site is a parody. It is meant to poke fun at people like Fred Phelps, and at people who protest against gay people and gay marriage."