Brokeback Bible: LMAO en espanol

My spanish-blogging spineless amigo, Diario de un Copépodo, has a funny post called Brokeback Bible. Mi gusta mucho the pictorial. If you don't speak spanish, you should be able to get the idea. The bible story in question is about David and Saul and exposes the blatant hypocrisy of bible believers and homophobia.

"Era rubio, de bellos ojos y hermosa presencia (He was blond, of beautiful eyes and beautiful presence)"-(Samuel 16:12)

Or if you prefer to see how the various versions of whatever bible covers up translates this go here.